One of my absolute favorite tropes is “We have taken the one you love most!” “Oh, have you? Good fukken luck lmao” *distant screams of kidnappers as loved one escapes*
or the flipside:
“We’ve kidnapped you!” “You are in so much trouble. You are in so much fucking trouble. You are in the most trouble ever, oh my god.” *DOOR EXPLODES INWARDS AS LOVED ONE ARRIVES*
and the alternate:
*vehicle pulls up, door opens, person is shoved out, door slams, vehicle screeches away* “Did you get kidnapped??” “For a minute yeah”
So, what this post is saying is that we need a series called Kidnappers in Therapy.
I do love the tradition of compiling Historic Current Events into montages with a soundtrack of “In The Hall of the Mountain King.” It’s both educational and funny. I’m sure future generations will enjoy watching them in history class.
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